* Originally in: Clean Jokes
* Originally on: 01-19-17 08:31
* Originally by: Robert E Starr JR @QWKNET
* Originally to: All @QWKNET*316

As a kid, I never liked to play Post Office. I preferred Pony Express, because there was horsin' around. (Ray Dawson from Ruminations)

What do you call a woman who can't stop buying romance novels? A heroine addict.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

Why is Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" such compulsive reading? Because it's hobbit-forming.

"Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on 'Destructive Pests.' A large number were present."

Champagne: Artificial window glass.

Received from Stan Kegel.


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