* Originally in: Clean Jokes
* Originally on: 01-19-17 08:31
* Originally by: Robert E Starr JR @QWKNET
* Originally to: All @QWKNET*316

A store for singles is a "meet" market.

They honored the French chef by giving him the quiche to the city. (Win Ben Stein's Money)

Barbie's fave sports team is the Doll-fins. (Cynthia MacGregor)

I once saw a tribal chief eat an entire Websters dictionary. We gave him castor oil for a week but never got a word out of him. (Bradley)

The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (Gag-O-Matic)

I picked up a Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said "Outlook not so good." I said, "Sure, but Microsoft still ships it." (Aiken Drum)

Received from Stan Kegel.


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