From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Wed Oct 7 00:06:33 2020
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?"
But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest
and terrify them with your Storm."
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to
talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel
where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard
in the hills."
Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler,
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."
And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a
Honda, "The Apostles were in one Accord."
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