• Todays Pun History

    From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Wed Nov 1 15:47:09 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 1, 2017.
    This is the 305th day of the year, there are 60 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1952 Marshmellow salesmen learned the soft sell.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Thu Nov 2 00:13:13 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 2, 2017.
    This is the 306th day of the year, there are 59 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1931 A conference on fishing expansion was postponed, so
    they could mullet over.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Fri Nov 3 09:34:13 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 3, 2017.
    This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1916 The first interlocking puzzle caused a national craze,
    as the whole nation went to pieces.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Sat Nov 4 00:08:52 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 4, 2017.
    This is the 308th day of the year, there are 57 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1966 The first nudist convention received little coverage.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Sun Nov 5 00:08:54 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 5, 2017.
    This is the 309th day of the year, there are 56 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1802 The man who invented rope built a huge hempire.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Mon Nov 6 09:43:35 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 6, 2017.
    This is the 310th day of the year, there are 55 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1923 Soda Pop was first bottled in Pensa Cola.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Tue Nov 7 00:09:35 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 7, 2017.
    This is the 311st day of the year, there are 54 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1952 Retreads were first made for people who wanted to re-tire.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Wed Nov 8 00:11:09 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 8, 2017.
    This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1940 A munitions manufacturer had a convention in Chicago.
    It was a real blast.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Thu Nov 9 00:08:43 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 9, 2017.
    This is the 313rd day of the year, there are 52 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1936 Franklin Delano Roosevelt was elected for a second time,
    because one good term deserves another.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Fri Nov 10 00:08:52 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 10, 2017.
    This is the 314th day of the year, there are 51 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1922 A bee farm was started by a man who liked to keep buzzy.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Sat Nov 11 00:08:26 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 11, 2017.
    This is the 315th day of the year, there are 50 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1960 Legislation was introduced for the preservation of water
    fowl, but everyone tried to duck the issue.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Sun Nov 12 00:08:15 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 12, 2017.
    This is the 316th day of the year, there are 49 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1934 Metal dog leashes were made, but there were only sold in
    chain stores.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Mon Nov 13 00:08:28 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 13, 2017.
    This is the 317th day of the year, there are 48 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1951 A flower show was held in Washington. First prize was a
    bloom ribbon.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Tue Nov 14 00:09:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 14, 2017.
    This is the 318th day of the year, there are 47 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1934 Three thousand pigs were shipped to Iowa. They were kept
    in a porking lot.


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  • From romDaryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Sat Nov 18 00:08:55 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 18, 2017.
    This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 43 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1449 The first king was inaugurated. He wore a reign coat.

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  • From romDaryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Sun Nov 19 00:08:59 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 19, 2017.
    This is the 323rd day of the year, there are 42 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1868 The first railroad conductor was hired. He had to read the
    training manual.

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  • From romDaryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Mon Nov 20 00:08:06 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 20, 2017.
    This is the 324th day of the year, there are 41 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1818 Ties were first worn. They were very colorful.

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  • From romDaryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Tue Nov 21 00:08:54 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 21, 2017.
    This is the 325th day of the year, there are 40 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1961 A carpenter sailed around the world, taking his screw with
    him.

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  • From romDaryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Wed Nov 22 00:16:16 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 22, 2017.
    This is the 326th day of the year, there are 39 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1958 A large showing of men's jewelry was held. To get in, you
    pay a cuffer charge, and a tie tax.

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  • From romDaryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Thu Nov 23 00:09:42 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 23, 2017.
    This is the 327th day of the year, there are 38 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1901 The first shellac was made; but it was inferior, and soon
    vanished from sight.

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  • From romDaryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Fri Nov 24 00:08:53 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 24, 2017.
    This is the 328th day of the year, there are 37 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1932 The first whitener for clothes was sold in Miami Bleach.

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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Sat Nov 25 00:09:24 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 25, 2017.
    This is the 329th day of the year, there are 36 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1966 A group of dye manufacturers camped out in a tint.

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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Sun Nov 26 00:09:04 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 26, 2017.
    This is the 330th day of the year, there are 35 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1944 The first golf cart was made. It went "putt...putt...putt".

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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Mon Nov 27 00:09:09 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 27, 2017.
    This is the 331st day of the year, there are 34 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1908 A course was begun for Department Store Santas. It taught
    Saint Nick Knacks.

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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Wed Nov 29 00:10:14 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 29, 2017.
    This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 32 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1930 A guard was hired for a hat factory, but he only carried a
    cap pistol.

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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Thu Nov 30 00:11:24 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 30, 2017.
    This is the 334th day of the year, there are 31 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1921 The automatic packaging machine was invented, and the
    inventor made a bundle.

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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Fri Dec 1 00:09:42 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 1, 2017.
    This is the 335th day of the year, there are 30 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1916 An artificial fish was made. It was a plastic sturgeon.

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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/TBOLT to All on Sat Dec 2 00:15:03 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 2, 2017.
    This is the 336th day of the year, there are 29 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1884 Holly was first used for holiday decoration, and everyone
    had a Berry Christmas.

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