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    From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sat Dec 31 00:10:00 2016
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 31, 2016.
    This is the 366th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 The first escalator was put in use. Everyone said it was
    a step in the right direction.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sun Jan 1 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 1, 2017.
    This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1954 Henry Bascom replaced the bulbs atop the tower of the Empire
    State Building, and said it was the high light of his career.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Mon Jan 2 12:46:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 2, 2017.
    This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1914 The first crossword puzzle was printed in a newspaper. The
    author received $4,000 down...and $3,000 across.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Tue Jan 3 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 3, 2017.
    This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1890 Cooking Oil was first bottled...on a Fryday.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Wed Jan 4 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 4, 2017.
    This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1884 A Filipino Contortionist was hired by the Circus. He was known
    as the first Manila Folder.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Thu Jan 5 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 5, 2017.
    This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1930 A restaurant opened above a karate school; they only served
    chops.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Fri Jan 6 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 6, 2017.
    This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1822 The patent was granted for artificial teeth to Charles M.
    Graham of New York City. They were known as Graham Clackers.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sat Jan 7 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 7, 2017.
    This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1922 The world's largest candle was lit, and it burned for a wick.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sun Jan 8 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 8, 2017.
    This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1808 Chocolate was first made. Isn't that sweet??


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Mon Jan 9 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 9, 2017.
    This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1906 Crackers became popular after being a wafer awhile.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Tue Jan 10 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 10, 2017.
    This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1899 The first dog training school opened. Graduates received a
    Barkalaureate degree.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Wed Jan 11 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 11, 2017.
    This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1968 The first dancing school opened, with waltz to waltz carpeting.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Thu Jan 12 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 12, 2017.
    This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1914 The first course was offered in cosmetology. Students took a
    make-up exam.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Fri Jan 13 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 13, 2017.
    This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1910 The first Army Dental Unit was formed. They had a good Drill
    Team.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sat Jan 14 07:58:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 14, 2017.
    This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1868 The first Postmaster was hired. He got the job by stamping his
    feet.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sun Jan 15 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 15, 2017.
    This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1904 Mens briefs were first manufactured in the West Undies.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Mon Jan 16 08:57:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 16, 2017.
    This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1919 The first elevator company opened, but had its ups and downs.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Tue Jan 17 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 17, 2017.
    This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1902 The first gum factory opened. An employee fell into a vat,
    and his boss chewed him out.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Thu Jan 19 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 19, 2017.
    This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1896 The first music patent was granted. The man who received it
    said he got it for a song.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Fri Jan 20 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 20, 2017.
    This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1945 Bakers went on strike, as they said they kneaded more dough.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sat Jan 21 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 21, 2017.
    This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1940 Charles Atlas joined the Circus; he carried the whole show.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sun Jan 22 16:29:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 22, 2017.
    This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 The first lightnouse was built, and everyone celebrated with
    beacon and eggs.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Tue Jan 24 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 24, 2017.
    This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1843 The first Shetland Pony was brought to the United States. All
    of the children screamed for joy, and got a little hoarse.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Wed Jan 25 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 25, 2017.
    This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1886 The first accountant was hired by the Circus, but he juggled
    the books.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Thu Jan 26 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 26, 2017.
    This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1922 Cardboard belts were first made...the first waist paper.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Fri Jan 27 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 27, 2017.
    This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1926 Electricity was first installed in an English Castle. It was
    the first Knight Light.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sat Jan 28 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 28, 2017.
    This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1600 Acupuncture was first used. Practitioners worked for pin
    money.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sun Jan 29 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 29, 2017.
    This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1931 The first human cannonball was hired by the Circus. He was
    fired, then they hired someone of higher caliber.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Mon Jan 30 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 30, 2017.
    This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1791 The first marble building was built, but it kept rolling away.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Wed Feb 1 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 1, 2017.
    This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1924 The first rubber man joined the circus, but he got bounced.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Thu Feb 2 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 2, 2017.
    This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1935 The largest sponge colony was found in the Atlantic. There
    was a soaker born every minute.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Fri Feb 3 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 3, 2017.
    This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1857 The first chess tournament was held. The winner got a check.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sat Feb 4 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 4, 2017.
    This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1918 Gum was first sold on a chew chew train.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sun Feb 5 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 5, 2017.
    This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1868 The first mythology exhibit was featured in a circus. It
    got Centaur Ring.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Feb 6 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 6, 2017.
    This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1883 The first flea circus opened, but a dog came by, and stole
    the show.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Feb 7 09:28:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 7, 2017.
    This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1787 The first alarm clock was made. Everyone was tocking about
    it.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Feb 8 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 8, 2017.
    This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1895 The steam iron was invented; solving some pressing problems.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Feb 9 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 9, 2017.
    This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1865 The coffee percolator was patented, and gave grounds for
    celebration.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Feb 12 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 12, 2017.
    This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1803 The first medical book was written, but it had no appendix.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Feb 13 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 13, 2017.
    This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1910 Artificial snow was first made -- the first snow fakes.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Feb 14 12:31:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 14, 2017.
    This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1915 The first book on watch making was written. Everyone said
    was about time.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Feb 15 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 15, 2017.
    This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1933 The first all night bakery opened, run by a real dough nut.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Feb 16 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 16, 2017.
    This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1923 The first wig for men was made, but people didn't want
    toupee for it.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Feb 17 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 17, 2017.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1923 Clothes hampers became popular. They were for people who
    wanted to throw in the towel.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Feb 18 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 18, 2017.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1936 The rubber covered football was made, and people really got a
    kick out of it.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Feb 19 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 19, 2017.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1928 The first frog jumping jubilee was held. It made people very
    hoppy.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Feb 20 08:42:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 20, 2017.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1888 Bread was first commercially made. Everyone fell in loaf
    with it.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Feb 21 09:29:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 21, 2017.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1939 The first illuminated golf course opened. It was for people
    who liked swinging night clubs.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Feb 22 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 22, 2017.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1929 The first hill climbing contest was held for slope pokes.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Feb 23 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 23, 2017.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1916 The first saddle was made with four pieces, but people
    thought that it might stirrup trouble.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Feb 24 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 24, 2017.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1908 Playing card were invented. For the first time, you could
    buy four suits for under a dollar.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Feb 25 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 25, 2017.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1689 The first chair was made especially for royalty, but it was
    throne out.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Feb 26 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 26, 2017.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1639 The first attorney was graduated. He wore a civil suit to
    the ceremony.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Feb 27 06:12:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 27, 2017.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1921 Boll weevils attacked potato crops. Farmers kept their eyes
    peeled.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Feb 28 06:15:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 28, 2017.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1904 Mail was first delivered by dog sled...arrival Airedale
    Spaniel Delivery.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Mar 1 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 1, 2017.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1890 Mustard was invented in a New York Apartment. It was the
    first condimentium.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Mar 2 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 2, 2017.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1802 The broom was invented; but it made the inventor so tired
    that he went to sweep.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Mar 3 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 3, 2017.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1930 Rubber gloves were first used. People found them very handy.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Mar 4 10:15:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 4, 2017.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1891 The first orchestra was formed in Massachusetts. It was a
    band in Boston.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Mar 5 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 5, 2017.
    This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1944 A shipment of wigs landed at the New York Hairport.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Mar 6 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 6, 2017.
    This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1835 The first railroad ran trains to Washington, DC; so that
    politicians could get on the right track.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Mar 7 12:45:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 7, 2017.
    This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1871 The first relief map was made. The inventor got a raise.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Mar 8 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 8, 2017.
    This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 Barnard MacFadden opened a Penny Restaurant in New York City.
    It made a lot of cents.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Mar 9 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 9, 2017.
    This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1823 The first dictionary was written for poets. They celebrated
    with a luncheon, and ate rhyme bread.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Mar 10 07:07:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 10, 2017.
    This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1859 The first rocket patent was granted, and the inventor
    celebrated by going out to launch.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Mar 11 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 11, 2017.
    This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1849 The safety pin was invented by Walter Hunt. He wasn't too
    successful at first, but he stuck to his work.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Mar 12 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 12, 2017.
    This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1834 Isaac Fisher patented sandpaper, but he really had it rough.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Mar 13 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 13, 2017.
    This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1938 A Santa Claus School opened in Albion, New York. Some of the
    students graduated just in the Saint Nick Of Time.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Mar 14 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 14, 2017.
    This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1905 The first Savings Bank opened. It was for Guys and Dollars.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Mar 15 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 15, 2017.
    This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1814 The circular saw was invented by a man who wanted to take a
    short cut.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Mar 16 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 16, 2017.
    This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1891 William Canby manufactured computing scales. This proved
    that when there's a Will, there's a Weigh.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Mar 17 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 17, 2017.
    This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1633 The first school opened in America. It was a real classy
    place.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Mar 18 12:54:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 18, 2017.
    This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1835 Hiram Powers began the first marble sculpture, but he did
    chip work.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Mar 19 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 19, 2017.
    This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1783 The first self winding clock was made. Everyone was tick-led.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Mar 20 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 20, 2017.
    This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1889 The patent was granted for the sewing machine. It left
    everyone in stitches.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Mar 21 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 21, 2017.
    This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1813 The first mail delivery by steamboat was authorized.
    It carried Coast Cards.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Mar 22 09:43:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 22, 2017.
    This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1942 A five day bicycle race was run. Then, the racers got a
    weak end off.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Mar 23 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 23, 2017.
    This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1899 The first college textile school opened. The students
    became very materialistic.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Mar 24 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 24, 2017.
    This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1912 A play was performed by a group of Senators. It was an
    Act Of Congress.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Mar 25 09:38:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 25, 2017.
    This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1869 The waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled
    waffles.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Mar 26 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 26, 2017.
    This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1970 The first bank without tellers opened. It was for people
    who believe money talks.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Mar 27 08:23:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 27, 2017.
    This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1940 An Easter Picnic was held in Washington, and everyone had
    had sandwiches on hamburger bunnies.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Mar 28 02:31:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 28, 2017.
    This is the 87th day of the year, there are 278 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1790 The first official count of the U.S. population was made.
    It made a lot of census.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Mar 29 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 29, 2017.
    This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1967 The first horse motel opened, providing animals with a
    stable environment.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Mar 30 09:26:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 30, 2017.
    This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1866 Dynamite was first made, and the company did a booming
    business.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Mar 31 11:45:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 31, 2017.
    This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1823 The first Barber Shop opened. It was Hair Conditioned.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Apr 1 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 1, 2017.
    This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1840 The first elastic girdle was made. Asked if it worked, the
    inventor replied "Of Corset Does".


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Apr 2 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 2, 2017.
    This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1938 The muffler was invented, but it was exhausting work.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Apr 3 14:45:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 3, 2017.
    This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1901 A slab of stone was discovered with a multiplication problem
    carved on it. It was the first concrete example.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Apr 4 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 4, 2017.
    This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1894 The Cowboy Father Of The Year Award was given to a Dude Dad.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Apr 5 08:30:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 5, 2017.
    This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1880 The first tailor shop offered credit, and everything was
    on the cuff.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Apr 6 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 6, 2017.
    This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 The first indoor tennis court was built, and the builder
    made a good net profit.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Apr 7 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 7, 2017.
    This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1938 New York began a clean up campaign. It was the first grime
    wave.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Apr 8 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 8, 2017.
    This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1925 Clothing manufacturers went on strike. They filed a double
    breasted suit against the government.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Apr 16 15:27:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 16, 2017.
    This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1899 The first shoemaker opened his shop; he had a lot of sole.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Apr 17 14:55:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 17, 2017.
    This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1926 The first Dentist's Banquet was held. It was $100 a plate
    dinner...$50 for the upper, and $50 for the lower.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Apr 18 10:07:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 18, 2017.
    This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1919 A cigar band was hired to play "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes".


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Apr 19 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 19, 2017.
    This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1810 Thomas Brown invented the first mail box. Everyone knew
    that it would happen sooner or letter.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Apr 20 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 20, 2017.
    This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1916 The first mail delivery was made by boat in China. But,
    they only delivered junk mail.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Apr 21 10:19:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 21, 2017.
    This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1923 The cranberry crop failed, and there was no more cranberry
    source.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Apr 22 09:31:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 22, 2017.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1913 The first diving school opened. Graduates got a Deep Loma.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Apr 23 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 23, 2017.
    This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1925 The first marble building was erected, and everyone took it
    for granite.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Apr 24 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 24, 2017.
    This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1931 A shipment of vegetables was sent by mail. It came by
    parsley post.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Apr 25 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 25, 2017.
    This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 The first medical school opened, but it was stitched closed.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Apr 26 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 26, 2017.
    This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1881 The first 40,000 story building opened. It was a library.


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