* Originally in: Clean Jokes
* Originally on: 02-10-17 19:08
* Originally by: Dan Richter @QWKNET*316
* Originally to: All @QWKNET*316

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My
father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.


Dan Richter
aka Black Panther
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