• Today's Blooper

    From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sat Dec 31 00:10:00 2016
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 31, 2016.
    This is the 366th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

    On this day...
    The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of
    the audience.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sun Jan 1 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 1, 2017.
    This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.

    On this day...
    Come to the winter melt away. Relive your stress and pain.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Mon Jan 2 12:47:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 2, 2017.
    This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.

    On this day...
    To raise money for their missions trip, the church
    youth group is smelling cookbooks. Bring your cash or
    checks to the Sunday services, and see a young person.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Tue Jan 3 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 3, 2017.
    This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.

    On this day...
    The Pastor is staying an extra two weeks in Phoenix.
    He called, and said that damp weather at home was hard
    on his sciences.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Wed Jan 4 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 4, 2017.
    This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.

    On this day...
    The bride wore a lovely lace veil that fell to the floor
    as she walked down the aisle.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Thu Jan 5 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 5, 2017.
    This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.

    On this day...
    Due to the number of babies born in the church last year,
    we'll have baptisms at both the front and back of the
    church. Children will be baptized at both ends.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Fri Jan 6 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 6, 2017.
    This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.

    On this day...
    Seen on a church sign during the winter: "Many are cold,
    but few are chosen".


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sat Jan 7 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 7, 2017.
    This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.

    On this day...
    A 7 pound baby boy arrived last night to frighten the
    lives of his parents.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sun Jan 8 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 8, 2017.
    This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.

    On this day...
    All food left in the church kitchen refrigerators must
    must be removed on Friday for cleaning.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Mon Jan 9 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 9, 2017.
    This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.

    On this day...
    The head of the city maintenence department reminds all
    church members that they can drop off trees at any time.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Tue Jan 10 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 10, 2017.
    This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.

    On this day...
    The meeting of the Womens Temperance Union will be held
    on Wednesday at 11am in the Fellowship Hall. Drinks will
    be served.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Wed Jan 11 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 11, 2017.
    This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.

    On this day...
    There will be a candlelight memorial this Sunday to
    remember all those who died this past year at both
    worship services.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Thu Jan 12 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 12, 2017.
    This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.

    On this day...
    Correction in last Sunday's church bulletin, concerning
    the budget and personal spending. While it read "Spend
    80%, Save 20%. Tithe 10% -- the correct version should
    be Spend 80%, Save 15%, Tithe 10%.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Fri Jan 13 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 13, 2017.
    This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.

    On this day...
    Due to the growing size of our nursery, we will be
    splitting the infants and toddlers.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sat Jan 14 07:58:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 14, 2017.
    This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.

    On this day...
    Church newsletter classified ad: For Sale: Snow Blower.
    Five Horsepower. Worked fine last summer.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sun Jan 15 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 15, 2017.
    This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.

    On this day...
    A missionary from Africa will be speaking in tonights
    worship service. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from
    Africa.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Mon Jan 16 08:57:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 16, 2017.
    This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

    On this day...
    The deaf awareness seminar scheduled for next week has
    postponed, due to the speaker losing his voice.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Tue Jan 17 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 17, 2017.
    This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

    On this day...
    The Fire Chief reminds everyone to call 911 if they smell
    gas. He says that you can stop a gas leak with one finger.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Thu Jan 19 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 19, 2017.
    This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

    On this day...
    "Rent-A-Senior Fund Raiser". We'll clean your house for
    you. Why risk a poor quality cleaning job when we
    guarantee it??


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Fri Jan 20 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 20, 2017.
    This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.

    On this day...
    Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER
    AND FASTING Conference: "The event cost includes meals".


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sat Jan 21 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 21, 2017.
    This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.

    On this day...
    Out To Lunch. If not back by 5, out for dinner as well.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sun Jan 22 16:29:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 22, 2017.
    This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.

    On this day...
    Faith is 90% spiritual. The other half is not.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Tue Jan 24 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 24, 2017.
    This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

    On this day...
    The elders are discussing methods to fix future church
    elections.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Wed Jan 25 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 25, 2017.
    This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.

    On this day...
    Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at
    8pm in the church gym. Come watch us kill Christ the King.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Thu Jan 26 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 26, 2017.
    This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.

    On this day...
    For Sale: 2 burial plots. Great condition. Slightly used.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Fri Jan 27 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 27, 2017.
    This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.

    On this day...
    The Friday lunch menu at All Saints Day Care will be
    Mrs. Paul's dreaded fish sticks.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sat Jan 28 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 28, 2017.
    This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.

    On this day...
    Morning Sermon: Jesus Walks On Water.
    Evening Sermon: Searching For Jesus.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sun Jan 29 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 29, 2017.
    This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

    On this day...
    The church singles group welcomes singles of all ages,
    whether single, widowed, divorced, or married.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Mon Jan 30 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 30, 2017.
    This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

    On this day...
    The preacher sang "I will not pass this way again" giving
    obvious pleasure to the congregation.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Wed Feb 1 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 1, 2017.
    This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

    On this day...
    Wanted: Nanny for middle aged boys.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Thu Feb 2 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 2, 2017.
    This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

    On this day...
    The Pastors family has a large sheepdog for adoption.
    He's neutered like one of the family, and is very
    even-tempered.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Fri Feb 3 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 3, 2017.
    This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

    On this day...
    The church council of elders will talk about the need
    for less talking at meetings.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sat Feb 4 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 4, 2017.
    This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

    On this day...
    Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to
    get rid of those things not worth keeping around the
    house. Don't forget your husbands.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to All on Sun Feb 5 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 5, 2017.
    This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

    On this day...
    The Pastor addressed the congregation, concerning the
    new dress code for our youth group. The new dress code
    includes NO NAVELS...they MUST be left at home, please.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Feb 6 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 6, 2017.
    This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

    On this day...
    Mr. and Mrs. Walsh named their new daugher Julie Lynn,
    after their aunt, Susan Marie Walsh.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Feb 7 09:28:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 7, 2017.
    This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

    On this day...
    We are rejoicing. The missing candlesticks were found
    by the tree behind the parking lot.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Feb 8 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 8, 2017.
    This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

    On this day...
    John Lister was at death's door - both the doctors and
    pastors pulled him through.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Feb 9 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 9, 2017.
    This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

    On this day...
    Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the
    Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are
    welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Feb 12 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 12, 2017.
    This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

    On this day...
    The Pastor reminded the church office staff that the
    phones work better if answered.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Feb 13 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 13, 2017.
    This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

    On this day...
    Our speaker this evening is Dr. Desters, who is a
    specialist in women, and other diseases.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Feb 14 12:31:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 14, 2017.
    This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

    On this day...
    The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
    canceled due to a conflict.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Feb 15 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 15, 2017.
    This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

    On this day...
    The chapel is open 24 hours a day. Please use it during
    these hours ONLY, as it will be closed at other times.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Feb 16 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 16, 2017.
    This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

    On this day...
    The church elders have hired a financial consultant at
    $500 a day to determine why the church has financial
    problems.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Feb 17 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 17, 2017.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    The local Bible and Book Store reminds members of their
    large selection: If it's in stock. they have it.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Feb 18 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 18, 2017.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    Brother Bill Amos is looking for volunteers to help point
    out his barn.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Feb 19 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 19, 2017.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    Not everyone who enters this church has been converted.
    so please watch your handbags and wallets.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Feb 20 08:42:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 20, 2017.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    The Pastor said that the dedication of the new sanctuary
    was a significant milestone worth nothing.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Feb 21 09:29:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 21, 2017.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    Please join us in celebrating Lint this season.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Feb 22 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 22, 2017.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    Remember to tell your neighbors that St. Patrick's hosts
    a daycare center. Free torturing is available.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Feb 23 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 23, 2017.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    Mr. Smith, has said that his handmade chairs, normally
    priced at $200, will be on sale next month for $199.99.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Feb 24 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 24, 2017.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    Sermon: The Sin Of Suicide
    Invitation: Why Do You Wait, Dear Brother?


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Feb 25 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 25, 2017.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    Our prayers go out to the chairman of the deacons, who
    shot himself in the leg while hunting mushrooms.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Feb 26 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 26, 2017.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    Performing tonight are the Clause twins, Heather and
    Holly. Heather is 9 and Holly is 7.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Feb 27 06:12:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 27, 2017.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    The Sunday School class is offering free accounting tips
    tips from Scott Sloppy, CPA. Scott says that Sloppy
    Accounting honors Biblical principles.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Feb 28 06:15:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 28, 2017.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    We will have Ash Wednesday Services next Monday.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Mar 1 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 1, 2017.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    Sermon: The Most Hated King Of Israel
    Invitation: Only Trust Him


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Mar 2 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 2, 2017.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    The ladies weight loss group says that the weight
    loss from their diet plan is permanent, as long as
    you don't gain the weight back.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Mar 3 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 3, 2017.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    The Olsens of Bridle Lane plan to offer their home
    as a bed and breakfast for the summer. They have
    three guest rooms, a private bath, a swimming pool,
    and a color TV. Sorry, no breakfast.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Mar 4 10:15:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 4, 2017.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    The Pastor quoted a recent study, which showed that
    children who stay up late at night are sleepier during
    the day.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Mar 5 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 5, 2017.
    This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

    On this day...
    Anyone not claiming lost articles will be disposed of.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Mar 6 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 6, 2017.
    This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

    On this day...
    Sermon: The Sin Of Gossip
    Invitation: I Love To Tell The Story


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Mar 7 12:45:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 7, 2017.
    This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

    On this day...
    Red tape at City Hall holds up our new sanctuary.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Mar 8 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 8, 2017.
    This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

    On this day...
    A First Aid Class will be taught Tuesday evening at 7pm,
    including a demonstration of the Hemlock Maneuver.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Mar 9 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 9, 2017.
    This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

    On this day...
    The newlywed couple married last Sunday would like to
    thank everyone for coming to their wedding, and bringing
    their happiness to a conclusion.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Mar 10 07:07:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 10, 2017.
    This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

    On this day...
    The recent rainfall was so heavy, that the township had
    to evaporate the city south of the railroad tracks.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Mar 11 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 11, 2017.
    This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

    On this day...
    Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They
    need all the help they can get.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Mar 12 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 12, 2017.
    This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

    On this day...
    The celebration last Sunday was a much needed change at
    the church. We haven't had that kind of laughter since
    our last Pastor died.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Mar 13 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 13, 2017.
    This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

    On this day...
    The church finance committee chairman urges members to
    put principles aside, and do what is right.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Mar 14 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 14, 2017.
    This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

    On this day...
    March planned for next August.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Mar 15 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 15, 2017.
    This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

    On this day...
    For those in the church who need help with tax preparation
    and accounting, please call John Cheater.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Mar 16 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 16, 2017.
    This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

    On this day...
    The agenda was adopted, the minutes were approved, and the
    financial secretary gave a grief report.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Mar 17 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 17, 2017.
    This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

    On this day...
    Dr. Wallace, speaking to the youth group last Wednesday,
    stated that boys cause as many teenage pregnancies as
    girls.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Mar 18 12:54:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 18, 2017.
    This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

    On this day...
    Friday's "Meal And Message" will be cooked boneless man,
    with apricot sauce.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Mar 19 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 19, 2017.
    This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

    On this day...
    Please join in us in the marriage sacrament service...the
    ceremony that ignites and man and a woman.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Mar 20 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 20, 2017.
    This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.

    On this day...
    The music directors wife remains in the hospital, and
    needs more blood donors for more transfusions. She is
    also having trouble sleeping, and requests tapes of the
    Pastors sermons.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Mar 21 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 21, 2017.
    This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

    On this day...
    For Sale: Daybed. Can also be used at night.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Mar 22 09:43:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 22, 2017.
    This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

    On this day...
    As you can see from the newsletter, the new sanctuary
    will feature large, see through windows.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Mar 23 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 23, 2017.
    This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

    On this day...
    Ladies are requested to have babies during the morning
    worship service.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Mar 24 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 24, 2017.
    This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

    On this day...
    Notice soliciting prayers for families suffering recent
    bereavement: "Only a few of the deceased have been sent
    in. You can still bring yours with you to the meeting".


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Mar 25 09:38:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 25, 2017.
    This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

    On this day...
    The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with
    the thanks of the entire church.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Mar 26 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 26, 2017.
    This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

    On this day...
    Pastor Mitchell has returned from Egypt, where he took
    many photos of the pyramids -- the anicent, huge,
    triangular stone cubes in the desert.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Mar 27 08:23:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 27, 2017.
    This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

    On this day...
    Wanted: Head liberian for church library. Must have some
    librarian experience.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Mar 28 02:31:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 28, 2017.
    This is the 87th day of the year, there are 278 days left.

    On this day...
    We regret to report that our Youth Minister was involved
    in a car accident, and suffered at least 2 broken legs.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Mar 29 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 29, 2017.
    This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

    On this day...
    The Academy Lunch Menu for Wednesday will feature the
    Soup Of The Day - Soup Du Jour.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Mar 30 09:26:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 30, 2017.
    This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

    On this day...
    Today the pastor will preach his farewell message, after
    which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy".


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Mar 31 11:45:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 31, 2017.
    This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

    On this day...
    Libby McDowell is seeking a part time sitter for her
    well behaved 5 year old; 1 year old refrigerator, and
    2 year old stove. Great condition.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Apr 1 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 1, 2017.
    This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

    On this day...
    Stevensville Bible Academy students watched as
    city workers cut down several trees to mark the
    Arbor Day celebration.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Apr 2 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 2, 2017.
    This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

    On this day...
    The Sunday School Easter Egg Hunt will be from
    10:00 to 10:03. Don't be late, or your child may
    miss the excitement.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Apr 3 14:45:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 3, 2017.
    This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

    On this day...
    On Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Bee to come forth,
    and lay an egg on the altar.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Apr 4 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 4, 2017.
    This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

    On this day...
    Our Easter service is always very popular. We suggest
    that you get here early, so you can get a seat in the
    back.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Apr 5 08:30:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 5, 2017.
    This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

    On this day...
    The sunrise Easter service was a great success. More
    than a dozen different abominations gathered at the
    local park.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Apr 6 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 6, 2017.
    This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

    On this day...
    St. Francis High School plans to fight student
    boredom with longer classes.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Apr 7 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 7, 2017.
    This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

    On this day...
    Bob Gellings will recount his dramatic ordeal of
    being trapped on an escalator for over 12 hours.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Apr 8 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 8, 2017.
    This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.

    On this day...
    The results of the congregational demographic survey
    are in. We have 90% White, 5% African-American,
    5% Hispanic, and 5% Asian and others.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Apr 16 15:27:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 16, 2017.
    This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

    On this day...
    Join us at the Jobs Seminar next Tuesday. Learn how to
    find a job, and stop looking for work.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Apr 17 14:55:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 17, 2017.
    This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

    On this day...
    The Youth Group is having a garage sale. They have a lot
    of furniture to sell at reasonable prices -- antique,
    colonial, and temporary.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Apr 18 10:07:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 18, 2017.
    This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

    On this day...
    After the Sunday Morning Worship Service, the dress
    committee would like to see all the ladies who haven't
    finished their dresses in the front.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Apr 19 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 19, 2017.
    This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

    On this day...
    Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church and
    community.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Thu Apr 20 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 20, 2017.
    This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

    On this day...
    The preacher noted that the offical policy of the church
    is to support capital punishment...but, only for the
    guilty.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Fri Apr 21 10:19:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 21, 2017.
    This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

    On this day...
    For those still alive at the end of the sermon, please
    join us in a closing song.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sat Apr 22 09:31:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 22, 2017.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    The "How To Prevent Truancy" Session was poorly attended.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Sun Apr 23 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 23, 2017.
    This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

    On this day...
    During this years Vacation Bible School, the Redeemed
    Evangelical Center will host a daily buffet that will be
    served daily.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Mon Apr 24 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 24, 2017.
    This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.

    On this day...
    Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning
    service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a terrible
    experience."


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Tue Apr 25 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 25, 2017.
    This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.

    On this day...
    The preacher and his wife have visited all 61 states, and
    many foreign countries.


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  • From Daryl Stout@HURRICAN/THUNDER to All on Wed Apr 26 00:10:00 2017
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 26, 2017.
    This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.

    On this day...
    Support the church fund drive. Remember, you can't take it
    with you, but you can send it on ahead.


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